Thursday, 29 March 2012

2012 Squad

Maroubra United FC 35 Squad

With the countdown to the first game well and truly on, it is time to meet our squad. 


Wayne “Robocop” Hillier
      Season 3 campaigner and Manager, Wayne is our Team veteran bringing a great deal of experience and versatility to the side. Managing a star studded side is never an easy task but I have a great deal of confidence in Wayne to do this with his eyes closed. As we have yet to appoint a Team Accountant, Wayne will also ensure we abide by the ESFA Salary Cap restrictions and keep us away from the back pages of the Daily Telegraph.

Peter “The Axe” Kerras
      Joins Maroubra United FC this year and from what I have seen, I think we have found our axeman who will take no prisoners when it comes to defending. This was highlighted during the recent Canterbury trial game where Peter produced a perfectly timed sliding tackle that sent his opponent into the next suburb – I think he shit his pants!

Dennis “The Silent Assassin” Cardakaris
      Joins Maroubra United FC O35s this year, Dennis goes about his work quietly until an attacker gets in his way and I consider he (along with Peter) will form a solid tag team partnership known as the “Bash Brothers” in defence.

Russell Thiering
      Season 2 campaigner, Russell gave up a lucrative NBA contract with the LA Lakers to resign with Maroubra FC 35s this year and we are delighted to have him on board. Aside from his speed and technical skill, Russell will no doubt offer a great deal of aerial strike power from set pieces and general play.

Geoff Sirmai
      Joins Maroubra United FC O35s and I would like to formally confirm and congratulate Geoff on his appointment as our Media Liaison Officer so if anyone from our team is approached for an interview from the press, please see Geoff first.

Scott Swan
      Season 2 campaigner, bringing raw speed that can operate on both flanks or up front. This was highlighted in a game last year where we were playing on Coral Sea Field 1. Scotty collected the ball deep in the left defensive pocket and ran down the touch line, evading defenders before cutting in and curling a right foot shot passed the goalkeeper…problem is he scored a goal for the opposition team playing on Coral Sea Field 2!! We will work on that Scotty….

Frankie Moran
      Season 2 campaigner and newly appointed Senior Social Events Co-Ordinator and blog guru. Frankie has a great work ethic on the field and is a great team player and if he can score goals like he drinks beer, we are going to lead the goal scoring charts for all Maroubra teams this year!

Brett Tennant
      Season 2 campaigner, Brett is a wily, crafty and deceptive attacking player who almost took out the Golden Boot award last year with his 2 goals…yes, that is not a typo…2 goals! His sublime footwork along the touchline and crossing ability will be a key to our success.

Justin Paoloni
      Joins Maroubra United FC O35s this year. We have sent our scouts far and wide throughout the Footballing World in search of a tough, no nonsense midfielder and have spared no expense (yes at no cost) to secure Justin’s services from abroad. 

Con Georgas
      Season 2 campaigner, Con has been appointed as the Social Events Co-Ordinator to work alongside Frankie. On the pitch, Con plays with a great deal of heart and passion and dare I say I see this will be a breakout season for him if pre-season training is anything to go by.

Jason Liao
      Joins Maroubra United FC O35s this year and has displayed versatility playing all positions in the backline and on the flanks. Jason’s versatility may well turn out to provide the “X” factor the side requires in the big matches.

Tom Psaradellis
      Joins Maroubra United FC O35s this year and will add some much needed fire power up front. Tom has some big shoes to fill by replacing our sharpshooters from last year but I have no doubt once we get combinations sorted etc, Tom will benefit and perhaps an early candidate for the Golden Boot Award?

Nelson Dueza
      Joins Maroubra United FC O35s this year, Nelson’s pre-season has been cut short due to a hamstring injury but in his brief appearances has shown glimpses of flair and creativity that will be most useful in attack.

Rod Nedalkov
      Joins Maroubra United FC O35s this year, Rod took to his midfield role in the Canterbury trial game like a duck to water breaking up opposition attacks and ran all day and will no doubt add a great deal of depth along the midfield and upfront when called upon.

Keith Jeffs
      Joins Maroubra United FC O35s this year, Keith was another that excelled in the midfield role in the Canterbury trial with sublime passing and controlling the midfield and I have no doubt will be a handful for the opposition once he gets match fit.

Napoleon Perdis
      Joins Maroubra United FC O35s this year, Napoleon’s pre-season preparation has been limited but just like Tom, could be a potential candidate for the Golden Boot Award. Sportstab have yet to open a market for the Award, but when this does take place, I expect Napoleon could be the punters pick (unless the coach decides to play him in goals).

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